The only guy at the gym you know will never get big. Will give it his all but often fails. More than likely will laugh at his own joke before anyone else does. Says he's straight but will often wonder. The one guy that will come in over the weekend and say he made sure he wasn't gay.
teglas would say," posted my before and after pics for this week"
"Shows a photo of himself 3 months ago. And you can't tell a difference.
"Shows a photo of himself 3 months ago. And you can't tell a difference.
by Octopladapod September 20, 2016
Get the Teglas mug.A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.
My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
by UwUty June 26, 2021
Get the Teslasexual mug.Related Words
Teglas • Teclas • telaso • Tegasm • tegasus • Telasspathy • Telastalking • Telgasm • tellasking • Teslasimp
A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
Get the Counting Teslas mug.Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?
or
Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?
or
Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?
by Dee Iron October 10, 2010
Get the Telgasm mug.An explosion of pleasureable feeling after watching a video or looking at a picture of Tegan Quin. Both men and women are said to have experienced this. Those with Tegan Syndrome, those who practice Teganism and those who have experienced the Tegan Effect are more commonly prone to having one of these on a regular basis.
Friend 1: I was at the mall today and the strangest thing happened!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: "The Con" came on while I was in H&M and I just had a huge Tegasm in the middle of the store. Everyone was watching, it was so awkward.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: "The Con" came on while I was in H&M and I just had a huge Tegasm in the middle of the store. Everyone was watching, it was so awkward.
by teganeffect June 6, 2013
Get the Tegasm mug.Another word for breasts. Widely used amongst chicano youth. Word is said to have been started used in this context in the early 1700's.
Hector: Why is Manuel's shirt so big?
Thomas: I think he's trying to hide his teclas.
Hector: haha i think he's gonna need a parka to hide those beasts.
Thomas: I think he's trying to hide his teclas.
Hector: haha i think he's gonna need a parka to hide those beasts.
by Chubs-Stunner January 16, 2011
Get the Teclas mug.A Teslasimp, sometimes referred to as a Teslashill, is someone who drives a Tesla, viewing Tesla as the Holy Grail of the Automotive Industry, claiming it as the only good car brand that everybody should own a car from, and will bash your head in with "facts and data" for driving anything else, even another EV. Will ignore any Tesla flaws by spamming you with more "facts and data," including gimmicks as legitimate features, the Cybertruck's design and window smashing.
Common examples of such "facts and data" are 0-60MPH times, as if the average human being goes full throttle on a public road, Autopilot which not everyone prefers cars driving themselves, maintenance as if vehicles with combustion engines even require much maintenance in the first place, and fuel costs as if charging their Tesla at home isn't raising their electric bill, as if $5000 over 10 Years is a lot of money, and as if anyone driving a Dodge Charger Hellcat daily cares about fuel costs.
Commonly likes to spend their time stalking the Twitter accounts of non-Tesla vehicle manufactures to hate on every car they advertise to tell everyone "Just buy a Tesla" one again with their "facts and data," whilst praising their Lord and Savior Elon Musk.
Keep in mind that not every Tesla owner is a Teslasimp. Many people exist who drive a Tesla and treat it like every other car, those who are Teslasimps are the ones who take it too far and praise it for being "so much better than all the wasted space on the road."
Common examples of such "facts and data" are 0-60MPH times, as if the average human being goes full throttle on a public road, Autopilot which not everyone prefers cars driving themselves, maintenance as if vehicles with combustion engines even require much maintenance in the first place, and fuel costs as if charging their Tesla at home isn't raising their electric bill, as if $5000 over 10 Years is a lot of money, and as if anyone driving a Dodge Charger Hellcat daily cares about fuel costs.
Commonly likes to spend their time stalking the Twitter accounts of non-Tesla vehicle manufactures to hate on every car they advertise to tell everyone "Just buy a Tesla" one again with their "facts and data," whilst praising their Lord and Savior Elon Musk.
Keep in mind that not every Tesla owner is a Teslasimp. Many people exist who drive a Tesla and treat it like every other car, those who are Teslasimps are the ones who take it too far and praise it for being "so much better than all the wasted space on the road."
"That Teslasimp needs to lay off. The car I drive is what I like, they have no right to tell me otherwise. I don't want complete silence, I find it boring. I don't want a screen glued to a basic dashboard, I want a stylish interior. Yes it's quick but 0-60 times are pointless if you're not on a track. My car isn't as expensive to keep as they're trying to make it out to be, electric cars don't even work for my way of life."
by DogJr October 28, 2020
Get the Teslasimp mug.