The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication
EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...
EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...
EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
by pipparts August 23, 2022
Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy.
by Carl Braganza September 4, 2003
The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.
Cruel, cruel telapathy!
Cruel, cruel telapathy!
by Jonathan D. Miller May 26, 2008
by caligente March 28, 2003
When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind.
"That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs."
by clever clara July 22, 2010
The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication
EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...
EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...
EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
by pipparts August 23, 2022
The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.
Person 1: "Hmm..."
Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
by edible_freud September 20, 2009