by Sam Nizzle September 22, 2003
by sloppy joe December 08, 2003
While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
by LilAbortionClinic June 03, 2020
V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.
by notjayden69 December 10, 2013
Moonshine, typically from the Southern Appalachian Mountain regions (Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc..)
by Pdubwest May 27, 2019
It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.
Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
by Xgh0stx March 26, 2014
The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
by jonhogrod January 14, 2010