Touch the Toes

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.

Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes

by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021

touch fronts

to have sexual intercourse

After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.

by schwagnasty May 27, 2023

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

by Justin1552 October 13, 2008

Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

by tpf November 29, 2010

touch basis

to masterbate.

i gotta go home and touch basis before i go out tonight.

by yajohnson August 21, 2009

Touch Grass

Something the average fortnite player hasn’t done in 4 years, they’ve also most likely haven’t had any female interaction in 4 years and will most likely be a virgin until they quit playing fortnite

Pro player: sweats on you
Nigga that actually gets pussy: touch grass you sweaty bitch

by Avatar Relief September 26, 2021

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019