Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
by c0rr January 19, 2011
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by Steven Wheeler January 27, 2008
Get the toledo pipebomb mug.I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009
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Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
by angry@tofler July 30, 2010
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If you ever meet Tolejala you should hold on tight because she's can bring the flavor that you need in your life. She will treat you like a king, as long as you treat her like your queen. If you cross her there would be no second chances to love her. If you're lucky enough to earn her love, you should count your blessings from above.
Tolejala has a temper and that is true, so if you make her mad she will come for you!
by ILU2 December 5, 2011
Get the Tolejala mug.Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo August 12, 2013
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