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Wooh Girl Tourism

That moment when a gaggle of straight (esp. drunk and or loud) women, usually bachelorettes, descend on a gay bar and create an unfortunate spectacle of themselves. Also, Whoo Girl Tourism.
I was just hanging out with my buddies playing Mario Kart when a party bus filled with a big group of drunk girls in tiaras came in drunk, loud, and belligerent. Eventually we just had to go and find a safe space away from their Wooh Girl Tourism.
by Dupont Shaw NoMa July 31, 2018
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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
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The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
by Megladonrider August 18, 2020
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It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017
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Tourstrength

when on the road for an extended period of time one can develop a reserve battery of power that can be tapped into for super human tasks. can function as a verb or noun.
"I can't lift this up."
"use your tourstrength"

"oh man, didja see jim musclefuck that sub...he's got some serious tourstremgth rocking right now"

"dude, jim just tourstrengthed that sub"

"that tassel is way sexy, i bet she could handle all my tourstrength"
by paulmaddthang July 27, 2010
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Jagerbomb tourettes

The inexplicable tendency to blurt out the word jagerbomb when ordering 2 civilised pints at the bar.
Can I have two pints of your finest JAGERBOMB ale please JAGERBOMBS sir.....JAGERBOMBS!!!! Jagerbomb tourettes
by hornedog November 6, 2010
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Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy
by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019
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