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I took an arrow to the knee

Catch phrase from the game 'The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' in which the guards have a repeating phrase throughout the game. Sparked an internet meme, including much fan art and responses from other existing memes.
'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
by Arswaw December 15, 2011
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The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004
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got took!

to get beat down or taken out by someone.
Oh my gosh Mike Tyson got took!

Wow! Doctor Octopus got took by SpiderMan!
by cser2 October 22, 2009
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The Poop That Took A Pee

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.
Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.
by MrMeatwad33 August 1, 2010
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ney took er derbs

Redneck for They took our jobs!
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way
"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"
by boshi January 27, 2005
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The KKK Took My Baby Away

What should I do The KKK Took My Baby Away?
by joe c August 21, 2004
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Who took a shit in your vagina?!

Used when someone is being extra shitty.
Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!
by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011
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