taris

A very kinky being. Likes to get down and dirty and has an open mind about everything. Will sex you up.

Person A: "...and then she brought out the whip and gag and tied me up!"
Person B: "No kidding man, seriously? You totally got tarised last night."

by mushila November 26, 2009

tardie

An adjective that describes a person or his actions being retarded.

"Gawd, how did your dad not know what an emo is?! He's tardie."

by JDay Fudge June 16, 2009

Tardish

Another word for Retarded.

How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.

by Triple J October 8, 2005

Tarkish

being very stingy with ones possesions or making someone else pay for you even though you have money

-Yo man can i have a hit of the joint?
-Yea sure man but you need to give me some money.
-What! are you serious? Damn man you are soo Tarkish

by zeus the cat January 23, 2009

tardillion

A number so friggin' huge that it's beyond stupid - it's retarded.

Congress just passed another spending bill giving 695 tardillion dollars to the lobbies that paid for their election campaigns.

by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

by vududady January 27, 2012

Tardster

a (non-literally) retarded hipster. one who acts in a retarded way without having the excuse of being mentally challenged, while simultaneously thinking they're being cooler than everyone around them.

look at that tardster in the red skinny jeans tasting that alligator empanada and acting surprised when it doesn't taste good

by ihatecomingupwithpseudonyms July 6, 2013