Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

Swefting

The action of swiping left on any app which normally will have a negative outcome.

Hey I heard you been swefting latley

Yeah not my type, hes a karen

by anonymous August 27, 2021

Swearing

“To swear” or “be swearing” in general is to be certain you are the shit, that nigga, or best thing since sliced bread. As an art, swearing is seen everyday in people’s actions. To also swear is to be a misogynistic, double standardized, comedic, narcissistic, conceited, borderline insane, sigma male (or female) with a grindset like no other 🤫. Swearing in the wrong hands can be dangerous as when false sigma males (or females) think they are the shit, in reality it’s just cringe 🤚🏽😼💯. Swearing is also seen through representation of emojis. For example: “🤫” is the most used emoji for swearing as it shows a type of “idgaf”, “don’t worry about it”, “stfu”, etc, kind of alphatude.

Swearing is also subjective so if niggas dead don’t fuck with you, then you will be labeled a dickrider that swears (false swearing) and guess what, you can’t do anything about it. Why ?cause I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

“Nah nigga when I touchdown in the city it’s straight swearing from then on, especially in front of the bitches 😤💯🤫”

“I’m really sum oldhead fly nigga that swears, baby u could NEVER handle this 🤚🏽😎”

(When you spot a false swearer)
Finesse: “Nigga, did you see that 😂🤫 ? ”
Bvndemic: “That nigga swears bro, he’s so ass.”

by Finesse ♠️ January 6, 2022

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

sweeting

the act of talking about sweet things of the person you like

he annoyed me with his sweeting.

by that azn kid October 13, 2011

No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.

Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019