Sweaty Yeti

Where you rub the sweat off your balls and shake someone's hand out of anger.

I gave that asshole a sweaty yeti

by Hodgey34 September 20, 2016

sweaterfish

She or he looks hot until the sweater comes off.

The sweaterfish was looking fine until they got home from the wild and she ran out the door from the beer belly hidden under the sweater.

by Beau the Pro March 20, 2022

Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021

Ketchup Sweat

The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.

Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"

(5 minutes later)

Waiter- "How does it taste...?"

by StreetBikeTakeover August 4, 2009

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

sweater girl

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to convince others (family members, business associates) that the gay man is straight.

Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.

by Phil Ascio July 16, 2008

Swear

Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something

Person 1: you are dumbugly
Person2:no I’m not
Person3:swear you are

by YUN Thomas March 13, 2018