swan hater

a swan hater is someone who is scared of swans. They have a tendency to run away from swans. They usually are scared of cows too.

“i really hate swans”
“your a swan hater”

by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

RACHEL SWAN

a very intimate kind of communication where two males whip out their members and start having a sword fight.

keir eadie and blair richards did the RACHEL SWAN last night and found it very enjoyable :)

by keir cairns <3 May 7, 2020

Wolf-Swan

An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.

Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged

Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic

Wow , that chick is sooooo damn hot, and I respect the Wolf-Swan she is driving.

by Digity111 December 20, 2016

Jack Swan

A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.

1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan

2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story

3: I am, he is kinda cool

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

rim swan

Someone that historically is terrible in bed until they tongue your asshole and it turns out they're a natural at giving amazing rim jobs. It's their coming out party, a star is born, like the blossoming of the ugly duckling into the beautiful rim swan.

that guy is a real rim swan. you wouldn't think it but trust me.

by Prentice Capricorn August 4, 2018

Matt Swan

A form of god some say. One of the most amazing people on Earth. He'll tear your ass up like you just got married. He also will do you in the back seat of his car.

"I don't believe in god, but i do believe in Matt Swan"

by HotHotJose January 22, 2009