I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
by stylinram January 12, 2012
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Get the santorium mug.One of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. It's father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had sex with the earth. His seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a Santosaurous. It currently roams the earth having sex with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.
Holy crap Ted i saw a Santosaurous today and it was totally fucking this stop sign! His father must've been a great man...
by Papa Santos March 2, 2011
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Get the Santos mug.1.A name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarrassing acts for the pleasure of others.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
by BromistaComico April 13, 2010
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Get the Santorum mug.A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007
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