You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
by anonymous October 8, 2022
Get the last surprisemug. A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
Get the Muffin Surprisemug. When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"
"How was she?"
"She had the purple surprise."
"How was she?"
"She had the purple surprise."
by T3hTool August 19, 2011
Get the Purple Surprisemug. When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.
You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.
I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.
I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.
I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
by Arsebadger May 5, 2014
Get the Kopke Surprisemug. The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
Get the fecal surprisemug. by RandomAnvil November 9, 2020
Get the Surprise Communismmug. When you drunkenly vomit all over a girl in her bed right before you're finally about to get laid for the first time.
Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.
by Babyboar October 21, 2012
Get the Hushpuppy Surprisemug.