russian submarine

The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).

"The dildos were on high demand, so Shaqueefah decided to make a russian submarine."

by Seymoure Assholes April 6, 2007

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

sugariest

for wes,

something containing more sugar than other stuff. the thing that tasts the most like sugar out of a bunch of things. MPNKAH.

the pink wafers are the sugariest.

by Brianne December 28, 2003

sumaie

definition
noun:
similar to but NOT exactly like a tsunami
adjective:
pertaining to TSUNAMI-like weather or implying that someone is spelling inept
verb:
a violent action in terms of a tsunami, violence with forces of a tsunami

in addition:
can be used in virtually any sexual situation

"I think I might come up with a sumaie benefit concert."
"Yeah, she is totally sumaie!"
"Don't make me go sumaie on you!"
"My sumaie is 8 inches."
"I love it when you sumaie me."

by Wanaa January 23, 2005

sumailla

Sumailla's are usually SHORT but fine, she's probably a player but stills simps over weird guys. Sumailla's are really chill and will always be there if you need them.

"SUMAILLA IS SO COOL"

"I know right"

by Coolperson147 December 18, 2021

Velcro Submarine

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

by tlmal89 September 21, 2011

Mayonaise Submarine

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.

Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"

by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011