subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

submissive cumslut

This is basically my uncle

Unlce ted wants to play 2 minutes in the closet and he keeps calling me a submissive cumslut

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

subtistable

adj.) a combination word of submissive, autistic, and breedable.

choppeddubs is very subtistable.

by hyunjni October 10, 2023

Subtistible

Submissive, autistic, and breedable

I'm just very subtistible

by TinyPoo October 10, 2023

jam suprise

the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'

hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?

by Greenbadger87 May 13, 2005

military sunrise

Getting woken up by a lot of loud noise and yelling before the sun is up

You'll be getting a military sunrise every morning at boot camp.

by Pandora's Flame February 4, 2014

mexican sunrise

A "drink" made with water, lemon/lemon juice, and a fuck load of tobasco sause. It can be ordered anywhere as long as you have these ingredients and a group of guys fooling a friend

Hey Pierre! Try some of this mexican sunrise!

by DJesusyo April 13, 2016