strokin it

being inthe zone

Man, luke is strokin it!

by luke March 12, 2003

Striking Texas Tea

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

Skroking

The act of having sex with a chick while she has a stroke. Common practice is to have the girl on top and let her stroke motions drive the sexual organs.

Bro! Me and this babe ended up skroking for a good 5 minutes before she died!

by Joshualuelue September 24, 2011

Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.

"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!

by ThaDuke September 18, 2012

Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019