4 definitions by ThaDuke

GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.

(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.

by ThaDuke April 1, 2010

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

Snivvy

This is Northeast Philadelphia slang, used by one particular family, for the paper/plastic coated wire twist-tie commonly found on the bag of a loaf of bread.

I need to close the bread, and cannot find the snivvy to twist it closed.

by ThaDuke January 22, 2020

Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.

"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!

by ThaDuke September 18, 2012