Stolen' Off

The act where one person hold a conversation and a random person comes in and knocks them the fuck out!!

Girl: So did you see that new movie?
Boy: yeah it was...
Random person: BOOM!

Crowd: Damn he just got Stolen' Off

by xJoshMFSobleTMx February 4, 2010

stolen coats

An exclaimation that something good has happened or is about to happen.

Synonym: Awesome, amazing...

That party was off the fucking hinges like stolen coats yo!

That DVD was stolen coats man.

by drew October 22, 2004

stonecold

1. anything goes in the bedroom
2. the act of slutting
3. sexual liberal with no remorse

"Kristen is a stonecold slut."

"Dude, I would go stonecold for her in a minute."

by John Blutarsky October 23, 2008

stolen base

A stolen base is when after reaching first base, you may try to engage your partner to get the next base in a stealthy way.

Tony and Amy kissed. Then he grabbed her by the boobs while they kissed without her noticing. He is credited with a stolen base.

by stolen base November 21, 2014

Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by David Bq July 28, 2008

stoled

Selling to a customer where you are stealing part of the profit.

Selling a widget at an agreed upon price and only reporting part of the profits. "I just stoled 5 units today."

by Rocket Sled Ned December 29, 2009

stole

grammatically incorrect version of stolen

"Yeah, their lives were stole". - Kelly Rowland

by Karen Stickney December 10, 2008