stiff neck

Another way to say boner.

I've got a stiff neck that's killing me. (Austin Powers)

by bobo_the_clown March 8, 2004

Stiff as dicks

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014

Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 14, 2009

stiff mcgiff

It's where you got the old whiskey dick and you try to fool the cuntbag by sneakily using your fingers, or any other hard object within reach, instead of your cock.

Dude 1: So bro what did you do with that girl last night?

Dude 2: Nig I gave her the ol' stiff mcgiff.

Dude 1: What you had whiskey dick?

Dude 2: Ellll yea.

by Slam and Scrammers December 29, 2009

bannana stiff

when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..

She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

Stiff-six

An erect penis. "Stiff" refering to hard, and "six" referring to six inches.

I have a picture of your sister taking a stiff-six in the chops.

by SDW2311 April 15, 2005

Stiff Leg

When a guy has a hard on and he can't straighten his leg without pain

"Man, why you walking so funny?"

"shit, i got stiff leg"

by L.Perkins January 16, 2008