cleveland steamer

to take a shit on your partners chest after sex. its more of a fetish thing.

dude,this bitch gave me a Cleveland steamer last night.
man thats nasty.

by seth9480 April 28, 2009

Seattle Steamer

When one person is showering, the other person takes a dump in the bathroom causing extreme difusion and steaming them out of the shower.

Shelly is showering and Johnny just gave her a Seattle Steamer. She is very upset as she is no longer clean.

by Francois1980 January 1, 2009

philly steamer

one of the many bums in philly who in the winter time stretches him/herself out on one of the many metal grates in center city with continuous streams of steam coming out of them in order to keep from freezing to death.

hey, that philly steamer want some change, should i give him some? nah....

by 700leveldrunk December 27, 2007

The death steamer

While engaging in sexual intercourse, you make a small incision into your partners chest. Upon your partner focusing on the wound, you quickly take a shat into the wound

My wife is still in the hospital becuase i gave her the death steamer.

by fordgrizzly December 16, 2009

Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

stemmered

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

Steinerize

Spending an exhorbant amount of money on something that is detrimental to one self.

Leroy steinerized himself by replacing his perfectly good eyeballs with sold gold ball bearings.

by Richard Whistler May 5, 2019