Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.

Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.

by Leashla March 23, 2011

chewbacca status

When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.

Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."

Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."

by Selam June 11, 2006

chillzin status

Chillzin status is used when somebody is planning to hang out or chill, often getting intoxicated or under the influence

"Yo dog you on that chillzin status for later tonight?"
" Hell yeah "

by B Master Brett December 5, 2007

chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions

1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"

by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008

ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

pancake status

when (especially while in college) one eats pancakes for dinner. mostly because the mix is the only food left.

I reached pancake status every night this week! And need to go get more food.

by jmoney76 November 30, 2010

Facebook Status Limit

Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL

Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.

by ThatBritishBloke February 21, 2011