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Starbucking 

The practice of airline customers who have only 5 minutes to make their flight on the other side of the airport, but yet still feel the need to stop at Starbucks (or another coffee counter) for a latte which results in either A) delaying a flight full of customers or B) the "Starbucker" yelling at the gate agent when he/she arrives at the gate and finds out his flight left 5 minutes ago.2
The idiot missed Flight 69 to Hawaii because he was starbucking. Came running up with that big latte and yelled at me because I let the plane depart without him.
Starbucking by EWR CNX January 11, 2010
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starbuckian 

To be like Starbucks or "Starbucks like"
This coffee is very starbuckian.
starbuckian by Echo caller December 25, 2008

Starbucks hag 

A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.

Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!

Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?

Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!

Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Starbucks hag by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
Three Words: Typical White Girl
White Girl: *posts selfie with mocha frappuccino and puts filter on picture* #Nofilter #Allnatural #Starbucks #Yum
Starbucks by Lil' Kin November 26, 2014

starbucks grind 

Cathy and I had a Starbucks grind
starbucks grind by Shade tree November 18, 2016
A place where all white people drink coffee.
White Kid: "I just went to Starbucks for some coffee."
White Kid's friend: "That's because your white."
Starbucks by OG Banana Toad February 5, 2017
A coffee shop made into a stereotype for white girls poking at their insane amount of consumption of Starbucks and the way they act. Usually bratty girls go to Starbucks for no reason.
Betty: Hey kween, want to go get some Starbucks?

Ella: OMG yasss kween I could kill for an iced caramel macchiato right now!

Ella & Betty: YAAASSSS KWEEEEENS!
Starbucks by MillennialHub March 28, 2019