Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole

Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.

by walkyofish December 13, 2014

sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish

Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.

by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015

Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.

I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.

by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019

Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.

- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.

by Stivchik June 26, 2020

Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.

Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

snarfflegagging

snarflegaggin', snarfflegagging, snarfflegagged

1. the sound that whipped cream makes as it sputters out the last bits of cream.

2. to clumsily drop and break something

"Don't mind me I am just snarfflegagging over here"

"Did you just snarfflegag?"

by lexidextrious May 7, 2009

Sharfinate

The act of Shitting, Farting, Barfing and Urinating simultaneously.

Ashley felt really sick at work and without shame started to sharfinate in her cubicle.

by Ashickle October 12, 2011