slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

Swapping data

To exchange genetic material/DNA with another, typically in the form of bodily fluids through an erotic act.

Sorry I didn't get you back bruh, was swapping data with that THOT.

by lexemes_and_memes September 21, 2018

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s

“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020

stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 3, 2021

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.

At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.

by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013