stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

staplesquid

An artist who primarily uses Instagram and TikTok to showcase their art. Often drawing original characters and fanart for games they like. Almost always has a full art queue with owed art but takes commissions anyway.

“Come look at this cool tiktok I found! Staplesquid… I think I’ve seen their page before!”

by staplesquid January 16, 2023

staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class

im starting to call **mike**
staplekid

by robert niewiera March 9, 2009

stapleler

The person who staples, mostly in a workplace.

Oh, I'm a stapleler.

by guydudeman12 February 28, 2011