cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 2, 2017

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017

woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 September 30, 2011

Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023