Spud

The opposite of a chode.

A particularly long and slender penis, often characterized by an abnormally large tip.

Conrad: Ahh! Dude, there's a snake in your bed and it looks ready to strike!

Langden: Cool out, that's just my spud, I've got morning wood!

by Birdmanskii October 5, 2009

Spud Chucka

Spud Chucka is an argricultural insult used to describe convicted paedophile Darren Cook

Darren Cook's a right spud chucka'

by David Dyeshispubesgreen Dickinson December 5, 2007

snurd

a snotty kid that acts like a real turd.

If that little snurd was my kid, I would kick his ass!

by maverickdallas July 4, 2010

Spud Nose

When the tip of one's nose is so covered in blackheads that it resembles a potato.

Jack hasn't showered since last Thursday, it's no wonder he has a spud nose.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Spuddy

a stupid buddy

get out of that toxic waste spuddy

by momur March 20, 2019

Shurd

The absolute certainty you urgently need a shit. Noun.

Can also be used as a name for painful poo urges.

Also can be used as a present tense verb.

" I suddenly had an overwhelming sense of shurd"

"That shurd felt like someone dragging hard on my insides."

"Bro, I'm shurding so hard right now"

by Wizbit123 December 20, 2018

snurdle

To steal in a jovial manner from one's friends.

Upon a friend getting out of his chair and going to the kitchen and then taking his chair. " Haha I have snurdled your chair!"

by Pij April 10, 2008