by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 21, 2011

A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio
by Gussygus July 7, 2020

When a man is so old the semen he produces splurts out in dust clouds rather than blobs of sticky glue, full of swimmers
by aidenchomel June 26, 2017

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.
Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.
That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.
I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.
I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
by Carpoolio October 30, 2008

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!
James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010

by chazthewaz October 5, 2004
