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Spooning

When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).
Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.
by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 28, 2011
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Sponging

The act of soaking a tampon with hard liquor and inserting said tampon into the rectum with the goal of becoming intoxicated.
"Beer is too expensive man, I'm just gonna sponge it tonight."

"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."
by Billyman13 December 30, 2009
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spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.
spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY
by computerfreak May 28, 2007
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spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.
Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!
by Mecca January 10, 2006
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sconsing

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.
eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)
by joe nobinson December 25, 2007
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Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009
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Extreme Spooning

The advanced version of spooning.

Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.

Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?

Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.

Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.
by nw968 July 17, 2012
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