cold spoon trick

to get rid of a hickey, leave a spoon in the freezer for 2 hours or so, then put the rounded side on the spot (works for about 1/2 the people i know)

Jim:so how was laci last night?
Joe:gotta hickey
Jim:sweet,try the cold spoon trick if you dont want yo mama to see it

by .andrew October 5, 2008

spoon

the thing i use to dig food.

by spanky July 24, 2003

spoon

a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.

“you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”

by spazmyn October 14, 2019

Appreciation Spoon

A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.

"We shall eat this ice cream with appreciation spoons."

by Tom Hooper October 23, 2007

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

spoon

To fit curves of one body to curves of another

Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.

by Ame-Cat May 13, 2003

Doom Spoon

This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.

The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."

Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.

by -hef- November 10, 2009