Splooge

To ejackulate

That chix so hot ima splooge

by papi pig November 4, 2019

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Splooge

When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.

"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"

by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021

Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis

Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here

by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022

Splodger Dodger

dodging a flying poo

dodging a flying poo

austin is a profesinall splodger dodger

by unyeetable July 20, 2022

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015