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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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Franklin Ladder Splatter

Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.

Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"
by mjp9348 May 11, 2021
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Red Passion Splasher

The name for when you have such aggressive sex that the pussy starts splashing all over the place… but she’s on her period.
I was with this girl last night and things got steamy, but we started having a Red Passion Splasher!
by SplasherFan15 November 12, 2022
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poopy butt splatters

cadence says "i think im a happy person"..Bob says "poopy butt splatters is all that matters."
by ramsey mckirk November 15, 2010
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splasher

(Mostly) a male that pees all over the toilet, due to the lack of aiming it into the toilet.
No example of the word splasher is available at this moment.
by JA9. December 22, 2008
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man splatter

1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human species...typically ejaculate (cum), but could also be pre-cum, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. Pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having sexual or sexy qualities.
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
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Ninja Splatter

1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011
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