spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

slanging throat

Giving a blowjob.

Does slanging throat count as me losing my virginity?

by kidstokes May 9, 2016

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Solanging

Solange or Solanging is the action of using vices to escape your day today life and emotions.

Solanging can be used in the present or past tense.

I was sad, so I tried to Solonge it away with a bottle of wine.
She is forever, Solanging.
F it i’m gonna be Solanging with him tonight.
He tried so many ways to Solonge it, but he still have to deal with it.

by Dizzel777 October 20, 2023

Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.

Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."

by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011