japaneese oil spill

when a japaneese person attacks you with a bucket of diariha

dude i was walking home when i got hit by a japaneese oil spill

by chill spill April 20, 2006

Spiltbark31

The 14th maxed out tank on Runescape. Hated by some respected by all.

Spiltbark31 owns Haxage.

by Kowalczyk April 13, 2008

spill the phone

to knock over a telephone (usually cordless)

"Man, he was so high I was sure he would spill the phone when he set down that bong"

"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."

by k December 7, 2003

Spilldo

A long object with a dildo attatched to the end of it. Commonly referred to as dick on a stick.

I would'nt touch that chick with a spilldo.

by Dajaco September 5, 2007

ill spill

a term used in the case when your friend gets drunk off his ass and pisses in a completely public or in appropriate location

last week froelich got so damn drunk that he stood up and pissed on the carpet near his tv

by bill hinrichsen April 30, 2005

Spilking

A sexual act that occurs during a threesome with two girls and one guy. One of the girls uses her hand to masturbate the guy into the other girls mouth.

Matt was surprised his new bride wanted to have a threesome, and was even more surprised when she jerked him to a finish in to her best friend mouth. It was their first time spilking.

by Steve Rackman April 21, 2008

Hamburg Oil Spill

When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area

Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car

John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean

Bill: Damn Fucking Straight

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009