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Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Somalien

yaani is a somalien
by NotYaani October 20, 2022
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Somalimail

The ideology where you abuse your Somali ethnicity to deceit individuals under a gleeful eye full of discount for your fellow Somali
Abdi went to jigjiga for a business trip and was over charged by local customs due to his lack of knowledge of local taxation fees. Abdi unfortunately met mustafa the atypical somalimail and succumbed to the robbery.
by Victim23 February 13, 2023
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Somaliland

An unrecognized country in the Horn of Africa. It is a free country with a working system and is relatively save, un like Somalia. It came out of the Issaq genocide led by dictator Mohammed Siad Barre. It was rebuilt after it was 90% destroyed. Many people from Somalia like to pretend either that Somaliland doesn't existy or side with Barre. But if we look at the facts, only one of these countries have a relaible police force and strong intelligence service to stop Al-Shabaab attacks...
Deluded guy from Somalia: "Somaliland doesn't exist! Only Somalia!"
Somalilander: Just stop wasting your time and breath bro, admit Somaliland is better that Somalia right now. Focus on helping your own country instead of attempting to bring down another.
by kwkassassin7 June 20, 2023
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Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.
My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.
by Catsworth August 7, 2023
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somalification

Abandonment and deterioration of once thriving cities and civilizations, as warlords, drug lords and warring factions tear them apart. The definition is based on the example of modern Somalia as an impoverished, refugee-abandoned African nation without a working government and ruled by anarchy.

A description of the process destroying San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore and other major blue-run cities in the US.
Person 1: Did you see the San Fran "Poop" app, this morning? Yeah, The whole Tenderloin district is shaded brown!

Person 2: The Somalification of Bagdad by the Bay; predictable. such a sad fate for a once beautiful city.
by Schmerdtz August 19, 2023
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Somali

A group of people originating from east Africa with serious identity issues, a few self hating believe they are not Africans or black although they originate from the continent are are melanated. They’re usually found in western countries as refugees or illegal immigrants.
Of course I’m Somali I eat banana and rice.
by Frankolin September 9, 2023
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