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salary bukake

An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.
There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!
by MT9 February 10, 2018
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solarbeam

the most sick-tit grass type move in the Pokemon world, as well as the real world, even though it has to gather sunlight on the first turn. It is the master maneuver of the grass Pokemon Venusaur, though other n_gg_rf_gg_t Pokemon also learn it. Many weaksauce trainers use TM22 to teach venusaur solarbeam, because they lack the necessary genitalia to raise it to level 65. A solarbeam is comparable to the sun's orgasm, with the turn to take in sunlight representing the stimulation leading up to the climax. However. if Groudon's effect or sunny day has been used, solarbeam can be used without having to absorb sunlight.
Venusaur, solarbeam the dick off of that dickmuncher!

Look at that Venusaur...it doesn't even know solarbeam. I'll bet you $10 that his trainer doesn't have any balls.

Was that a solarbeam attack, or did the sun just have an orgasm?

OMG sunny day is in effect! I can use solarbeam every turn now. That's the tits!
by gdogmanatee October 21, 2009
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Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.
"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
by say it as it is January 9, 2015
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Travis Sklar

This kid is,

Fun and adorable and just perfect boyfriend material.

His has amazing grapes like the taste so good, thanks Travis

He is really good at basketball

And is so sweet and funny and he ligit cannot get mad in front of his girl

He'll just laugh it off but don't think he'll forget
by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020
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living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.
Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians
by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011
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salary

Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
by Loxi July 21, 2009
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Food-slar

The sleepy feeling that you get after eating a big meal. Derived from Slar-Phase as demonstrated in the movie "Coneheads"
That was the biggest Dos-Manos burrito I ever ate. Oh man, do I ever have food-slar.
by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007
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