schnarftongler

A respectfully cool, with the belief of equal rights and justice for all humans, hard working art student.

Today during my drawing and painting class one of my schnarftongler students told the class how happy they are they Joe Biden won the election of 2020.

by Mr. E. November 10, 2020

sahnam

She’s perfect, all you would want in a girl. She gets flustered easily, but only with the right words, By one special person that means so much to her. She’s clingy but the good type. She has anger issues but it’s the best part about her.

Person 1: oh my god is that sahnam???
Person 2: yeah, she’s so gorgeous... anyone would be so lucky to have her.
Her boyfriend: yeah see that? See that right there? That’s mine back off.

by Sh0to_ December 21, 2020

Schnarf

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word

I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.

by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011

schnarf

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.

That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!

by Popa Skiff June 4, 2009

Scooby Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle given by a dog, achieved by smearing food, usually peanut butter, on the grundle.

grundle schnacks

Shaggy exploited his pet dog into giving him scooby schnacks, by starving the dog, and then providing him with only one source of food.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

schnap

the art of sitting on the crapper and taking a snooze, or more correctly... shitting and snoring.

I was disgusted and repulsed to find that my boss, in the stall next to me, had been taking a schnap-- to revive him, I quickly drew up mounds of t.p. accordingly, making a thunderous racket.

by malhill August 29, 2007

Schnarf

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

by pleber May 13, 2006