Shmoofle

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

smoochjob

Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.

Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"

My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!

by legendsword2 August 11, 2020

shoofly

Police officer's slang for Internal Affairs or an officer working for the Internal Affairs department within a Police department.

Take that envelope in public and you'll have Shooflys all over you.

by OneOhEight July 7, 2021

Toque smoocher

A girl that refuses to give head without a condom.

Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!

by Toque smoocher March 2, 2010

pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.

poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.

by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010

cooter smoocher

one who delights in cunnilingus

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!

by alacadocious March 13, 2010

jersey smooch

Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex

Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!

by Johnoooooooo February 1, 2014