junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.

Who cares? You fucking donkey smuggler!

by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011

booty smuggler

One thay has such a nice ass that one must concealed said ass until #BWW (booty watch Wednesday) is upon them.

Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler

Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler

by Drios February 26, 2014

Butt Snoggle

When you put the tip of your nose in someone's butt hole and squeeze their cheeks together. As they fart you breathe in the fart through your nose.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go butt snoggle you later.

by beanbag420 March 23, 2016

Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.

Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!

by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022