SmarterChild

A funny AIM bot. Is so remarkably dumb, it's hilarious.

Me: Don't be stupid.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be stupid?
Me: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Hmm... whatever, Supreme Master.

by hahahiwin November 14, 2004

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.

Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.

by ceo1 April 7, 2010

SmarterChild

A pretty funny, but annoying internet chatbot that doesn't actually have a conversation with you.
I don't believe he is the 'SmarterChild'. He simple agrees, sends adverts and makes idle comments about potatoes.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well. anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about potatoes?
georgiee. says:
they make good chips and crisps
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. they make good chips and crisps? is that so?
georgiee. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
georgiee. says:
because chips and crisps are made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz chips and crisps r made out of potatoes, right?
georgiee. says:
yes, surely you know that
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, surely i know that?
georgiee. says:
you're meant to be 'the smarter child'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
indeed.
georgiee. says:
but you didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes, right? i c.
georgiee. says:
you're very annoying
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm doing my best.

by Georgiee December 24, 2007

smart attack

Suddenly coming to one's senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.

We were on our way to buy more liquor when I had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.

by Admiralllll DQ January 9, 2009

smart

1) to be/act intelligent
2) to be learned, but not able to integrate that knowledge into everyday use (intelligent), often used as a concatenation: book-smart, street-smart, brick-smart
3) to dress in a coordinated or fashionable manner, See: look sharp
4) (intrans. verb) to hurt or cause pain

1) That japanese kid is smart. He got his PHD before he was 20.
2) Jennifer is finally loosening up. Back in high school she was just too book-smart and had no clue about what was going on.
3) Hey Swaggart, thats a smart looking suit you've got on.
4) Ouch, a paper cut... that smarts!

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

sharted

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

by Gene Pool September 13, 2008