Seaple

A sea of people

It's a giant seaple out here!

by Captain Megman December 3, 2010

sunrise sampler

It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.

Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.

by t a g August 26, 2005

DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.

1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"

by kingoflb September 10, 2006

core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis

Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.

Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!

by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 12, 2006

staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005

sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).

Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"

by r6ver February 4, 2019