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Slowcala

Nickname (which should be used as the actual town name) thas describes the piece of crap town our parents love and we hate.
Kid from Slowcala: Dude, you should come down sometime.

Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?

Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....

Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......

Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami
by Sunny March 31, 2004
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Abominable Snowman

When an individual (male of female) rubs their hands down with ice until freezing cold. They then proceed to give a hand job to their unsuspecting victim.
Shelly gave Mark and abominable snowman last night. Oh shit does he have frostbite?
by iamzepie March 28, 2010
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MR Snowmanpants

The alias of Poet, Inventor, Author and Activist Justin Thomas La Plante on the Urban Dictionary.

Some of LaPlante's contributions to Urban Dictionary:

Sausage Sisters: When two or more females have sex with the same male.

Palin: A form of Red Neck English.

Spice: A slang term in the Guinean dialect of french meaning a bad person.

Some have used the name MR Snowmanpants to pose as La plante and post other definitions which may be hateful in nature in order to defame La Plante but posts by the real Mr Snowmanpants (AKA Justin La Plante) have the poster's name as 'MR Snowmanpants', not 'MR Snowman Pants' (separated) or 'Mister Snowmanpants' (with 'mister' spelled out). La Plante also posts to Urban Dictionary and his blog under his own actual name.
MR Snowmanpants is an author on urban disctionary. He is Justin Thomas La Plante in real life.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 3, 2011
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Snowmaning

The act of placing a snowman in someone's bed when they tell lies to you.
Friend 1 - I can't believe you gave her a snowman

Friend 2 - Yeah well lets see how well she sleeps tonight with that snowman hogging the bed

Friend 1 - Yeah that called for a good old fashioned snowmaning
by crazydrunkfish February 22, 2011
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Snowman

The process of completely covering your girl with cum, so much so that she is literally coughing it up and screaming
Johnny really gave Samantha a Snowman last night she almost had to go to the ER
by ninjas left nut December 17, 2019
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Frosty the Snowman

All he wants to do is go to Crobar and do blow.
by Laura February 11, 2005
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Slowtalkguy

A Slowtalkguy is a man that is lacking the ability to talk at a fast or normal space. Often responses are 1-2 hours late. Also causes mind the process thoughts slower. Often made fun of for the inability of talkfast.

"Would you like vengeance with your tea?"
Example Slowtalkguy, themion formally known as The Mion or Kokface, known on many MMO games unable to maintain long relationships with people due to multiple factors such as, slow greetings, slow goodbyes, and mostly slow everything.
by Brodie Mains May 21, 2008
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