Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot
I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.
I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.
by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010
Get the slow as snail snot mug.When a group or individual slowly and casually approaches another group or individual from a distance, gaining the attention and curiosity of those being approached. When the approacher(s) get close, they proceed to suddenly and violently beat the shit out of fucking everyone, catching them completely off guard.
Typical behavior while performing the slow rush involves putting one's hood up, covering one's mouth with one hand and letting the other arm hang and move from side to side while walking, leaning slightly forward, and having one's head move around erratically due to scanning for cops in the area. The behavior is noticeably suspicious, but does not alert the victims of the oncoming vicious assault. It serves only to gain the curiosity of the victims so they are drawn in and wonder what in the fuck you are doing.
Opening attacks just as the victims are approached tend to be the sucker punch to the face, the sucker slap to the face, putting the victim in the clinch and then performing repeated running knees to the the gut and groin, judo throwing them to the ground, or explosively tackling them, mounting them, and punching their face.
Typical behavior while performing the slow rush involves putting one's hood up, covering one's mouth with one hand and letting the other arm hang and move from side to side while walking, leaning slightly forward, and having one's head move around erratically due to scanning for cops in the area. The behavior is noticeably suspicious, but does not alert the victims of the oncoming vicious assault. It serves only to gain the curiosity of the victims so they are drawn in and wonder what in the fuck you are doing.
Opening attacks just as the victims are approached tend to be the sucker punch to the face, the sucker slap to the face, putting the victim in the clinch and then performing repeated running knees to the the gut and groin, judo throwing them to the ground, or explosively tackling them, mounting them, and punching their face.
Joe: Yo look at those douchebag kids over there
Jesse: Yeah, let's go slow rush those mother fuckers
Joe + Jesse: *put hoods up*
Joe: Let's do this
Jesse: Yeah, let's go slow rush those mother fuckers
Joe + Jesse: *put hoods up*
Joe: Let's do this
by AHA015 January 11, 2012
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slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
Bunch of people in the car:
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 7, 2019
Get the slow food mug.When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.
Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second
player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second
player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
by V0b0 December 18, 2009
Get the slow roll mug.Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.
by Trentty June 30, 2019
Get the Slow cooking mug.by yimmys85 October 17, 2016
Get the slow boat to china mug."I told that enferma to give me some slow deep."
"Bro, that chick gives the best slow deep action in Miami."
"Bro, that chick gives the best slow deep action in Miami."
by DLO SOFT February 16, 2010
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