Slow-Roast

uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.

Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.

by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006

slow walker

one who feels thay must move 100 times slower then you do

i was trying to get to class but the slow walker was in my way

by qwertyass June 1, 2010

Slow Rhino

When you see a group of women out and about, there is always one in the very back, usually crying, on a cell phone, falling out of her clothes, carrying her heels and just being a general mess. This is from the movie Jumaji where they come to an intercetion and see a stampede, followed by the "slow rhino" at the very end, huffing and puffing to try and keep up. Also known as the "Last Rhino". Very common in any college town.

Dude i just got back from the bar, slow rhinos as far as the eye can see.

by JCDC April 25, 2010

Big Slow

Someone who has smoked, shot, or snorted enough drugs to the constant every day state of slow motion.

Yo look at Big Slow, someone tell him that dumpster ain't his home even if there is a baseball cap on top.

Where are your keys, wallet, and Blackberry phone? Damn you pulled a Big Slow.

Yall......... ........ .................. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes ................ ... Smoke...... ............... .......................Another L.............. ....... ....................Yo

by Ian Stanley sup August 7, 2006

Slow Puncture

Awful descriptive term for becoming infected with AIDS.

Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna give you a slow puncture.

by Antony Jones August 26, 2005

Slow Butter

Anything viewed as extremely boring or awful to endure. Often pronounced "shlow butter" for extra effect or good measure.

Student 1: Man, you sit through class yet today? Teacher had us taking notes the whole time.
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!

by teachmrj February 18, 2019

slow dome

When a girl gives you an attentive, sensual, slow blowjob. Usually lots of eye contact and sloppy wet.

I love when Marti gives me slow dome. Can't believe a girl from Michigan has skills like that.

by Slowj21 January 29, 2017