A person who doesn't do their work and focuses on other bullshit that make them have an unsuccessful life.
Person A: Why aren't you working?
Person B: I don't wanna work, I just wanna play My Talking Tom.
Person A: You're fired, hoe. I don't accept slackers in this business.
Person B: I don't wanna work, I just wanna play My Talking Tom.
Person A: You're fired, hoe. I don't accept slackers in this business.
by xSlxshii April 12, 2017
Get the Slacker mug.Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:
a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.
More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.
More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”
“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
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A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.
C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.
by hollowoath September 16, 2009
Get the Shop-slacker mug.A person who happens to be so unlucky that not only is his/her face scarred with this blemish. But that person's mind is also afflicted making them someone quite unique. However, these two problems make it fine to shout insults at them.
by TomWilliams'MysteryLover<3 January 4, 2012
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Mr. Hersha: Using the hand wave and the various slickness problem solving tatics that I use when I don't know how to do the problem and copy the answer out of the book. You have nice boobs.
Female Student: Oh, you are a pervert. I hope you get fired.
Student 2: Me too.
Mr. Hersha: Using the hand wave and the various slickness problem solving tatics that I use when I don't know how to do the problem and copy the answer out of the book. You have nice boobs.
Female Student: Oh, you are a pervert. I hope you get fired.
Student 2: Me too.
by In the know March 28, 2004
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