Simpist

Someone who’s being mean based on the person you simp for

Meanie : Ew you simp for venom!#?#?s?

Me : You’re being simpist

by 𝗧𝗮𝗺𝗮 February 7, 2021

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel

"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes they are hot as hell"

by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021

similia

Similia is the person you can count on all the time and ask for advice and you know for sure that she will be right. Shee puts her soul into everything he does and she is an amazing person! She is that kind of person who makes you smile and forget about everything when you are upset. Everyone loves her!

Damn, Similia is the most sincere person I have ever met!

If you have any problems, ask Simila for advice, she will definitely help you!

by Andreialrn August 15, 2021

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019