hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

Shwes

A person really annoying and or gay who you would like to hold down and teabag repeatedly, halo style

"God i hate that kid"
"Yeah i know hes such a shwes."

by IPH February 11, 2009

between the sheets

poker game...two cards turned up by the dealer, player offered a chance to bet on next card falling "between" the two showing. If it does you win, if it doesn't you lose, if it matches, you pay double.

dealer turns up an 8 and Queen...next card is a nine, ten or jack - you win, etc...

by hizzoner March 22, 2004

between the sheets

A phrase that can be used at the end of any fortune cookie parable.

"In the near future you will have friends and fame...between the sheets."

by zoo007 March 23, 2004

Sheets

Tired

I'm sheets man, gon' go bed

by Lizzy82 June 20, 2010

freaky sheets

to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.

when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace

to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}

"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"

The freak is the sheets.

"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"

by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009

sheets

Mate, friend, accomplice, peoples. Used to address someone

Alright sheets what are u up to?
Sheets, do you wanna go into town?
Whats up sheets?

by Beeds January 12, 2008