by myghee July 3, 2005

Down in Chiraq you can’t trust the City to keep the clean water flowing all the time. Sometimes a household has to take cleanliness into their own hands and one member of the family urinates upon others to clean them off. Though usually found only within the confines of Cook County, R. Kelly notably carried out a Chiraq shower on an unsuspecting thirteen year old girl. Admittedly, Chiraq Showers are usually of the non-sexual nature.
Harold: Fuck, the water’s out again!
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.
by The Eater of All the Dung May 11, 2019

Guys in the gym who hang out in the wet areas of the locker room(showers,saunas,steamrooms,etc,)and cruise other guys for sex. They tend to linger for a long time-not ever really working out-just lurking behind curtains,leering at people, and just being kind of generally creepy.
"that guy is a big shower goblin-he never works out at all!"
We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym
We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym
by Shane Grogg June 1, 2006

*Jerry hops into the shower * why is the shower motor so loud? *the motor proceeds to explode. Killing jerry* a shower motor may kill you. Jkjkjk or am I?
by fallboygo July 2, 2022

by Lovecheer May 29, 2014

A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
by ratpact4life March 7, 2022

In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
by Dumper07 April 1, 2009
