Bergmannlovespetersoysoy's definitions
While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
Get the Shower Effectmug. While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.
Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
Get the Splashback Syndromemug.