Definitions by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy
Splashback Syndrome
While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.
Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.
Splashback Syndrome by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
Shower Effect
While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
Shower Effect by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007