Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!

"Schmoogle"!

by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009

shmoo

having more than one of the same fruit

a shmoo of tangerines.

by roflitspaige December 13, 2008

shloogamahoof

Alternate spelling of Schloogamahoof, the last audible word uttered by Fred Flooftdooft, as recorded by Harry Hurtleflab (1922-1996) during an ill-fated hunt for wild zangdoos in the upper reaches of the Meep Zonk Delta.

Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!

by Googles January 22, 2004

Shloogie

The last remaining shit snot that hangs off of your asshole like a loogie from your nose after you sneeze.

After Tom John took a shit in the bathroom, he forgot to remove the shloogie from his ass. Therefore ruining his brand new pair of Hanes under-ware he'd bought at Wal-Mart earlier that day.

by Justin James Flowers October 8, 2009

Shmoo

An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.

Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!

by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

Shmoo

The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.

OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE

by insanochick June 24, 2009

Shmool

A cross between a shitfaced, stupid person and a moron.

Corey, you shmool! You can't even say the word shmool correctly!

by MichelleLynn April 18, 2006