A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.
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Get the shamelis mug.Shanely is for Shamir and Janely. They would make a good couple. I ship them a lot. But there are embarrassed to ask out each other. But low key they should date.
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Get the shanely mug.The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.
My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
by double digits 70 March 31, 2009
Get the satellite mug.Finely granulated shit in the form of shale which has settled at the bottom of the toilet for a while which has hardened into a form of slate, hence shate. This can be seen in some toilets as it's known to be unflushable without the help of a toilet brush and some people don't bother cleaning their toilets so they have shate forming on the bowl.
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